Eric Double Booked.

All names have been changed to protect the ones fucked over.

This story happened sometime in my college years, to name the year would pin point the girls involved. Since this could have happened in the previous 4 years it could be any set of (un)lucky girls.

I once dated this girl who looked like a runway model. Let’s call her Shy. Shy and I broke up well over a year before this incident, and during that time we hung out a bit, usually to get stoned and eat Oreo’s. During this time, I just started to date this other girl, "Marcy". Marcy and I were only together for a short time. Anyway, on to the day.

It was a very nice day, all of my roommates and I were drinking heavily because we had to kick the keg of Yungling before we got Nattie Ice for the party. I get a call from Shy saying that she just broke up with her boyfriend, for the fifth time. Typically, when she broke up with him, she would come over and joke about fucking me. I thought that today was going to be the same.

So, I keep drinking and I tell the roommates that she is coming over. About 2 hours later she shows up. I am rather shithoused, she is already very high. Without saying a word, she comes up to me, grabs my arm and leads me to my room. We get there pack up smoke stax, and have at him. During this time she is sitting on the couch, we are bullshitting about typical college shit, but the look in her eyes is telling me, "I want your cock". My conscience having been drown in glass after glass of sweet lager, I pursued the obvious.

She starts talking how having sex with me is going to be a bad idea because I am seeing Marcy. FUCK. I remember that Marcy is going to come over sometime in the afternoon to hang out. In the fog of my mind, I tell Shy that Marcy is going to come over. Shy says that its not a good idea because she doesn’t want to get caught helping me cheat.

Ding! Eric has an idea. I tell Marcy that I will be right back. I storm out of my room, and I find the only roommate that will not fuck me over in this situation. The one with a bitch girlfriend. I have helped him keep secrets from his girl, so he owes me a solid. I can not get RoomateBoner away from my other flat mates. So, not wanting to leave a very attractive girl wondering what is going on. I just make my announcement to everyone. What comes out of my mouth next is still perhaps the most underhanded thing that I have done to anyone. I remember it exactly, "Shy is in my room, she wants to fuck me, but Marcy might be stopping over. I need you to call me on my cell when she gets here so I can dry my dick off before she gets to my room."

Awkward silence overcomes my plastered roommates. It goes without saying that the only one without a girl there steps up to the plate, and tells me that he will call me if Marcy shows up. I thank him, but not before asking him to borrow a rubber. I go back to my room with a huge smile on my face. I tell Shy not to worry about Marcy coming over. Of course she asks why, I tell her that if she comes, one of my roommates is going to call me so we can get dressed. I get a horrid look from Shy. It was that look like, you told your roommates that we are going to fuck. I think I could have told her the truth, because she was so stuck on having sex with me that nothing short of telling her that I have AIDS (read: i have never had an STD) would have changed her mind.

After assuring her that I have all of my bases covered, we started the process of fornication. I don’t even get her pants off when my cell phone rings. My roommate tells me that Marcy is on her way to my room. I call bullshit and keep working on Shy. He calls again and this time says, I am not bullshitting you, she is coming up RIGHT NOW. Not wanting to be a total dick, I have Shy zip her pants up, and run to the couch in my room.

I try to hide my blood filled member I have by sitting in my chair and covering up with a blanket. I also get smoke stax and pretend like we are finishing up a big ole bong rip. The most awkward introduction then happens. It went something like, "Marcy, this my ex Shy, Shy this is my current girlfriend Marcy." Luckily Shy left shortly after, Marcy was too intent on fucking me that she didn’t care. Before Shy even left the house, I was balls deep in Marcy.

Moral of the story: Girlfriends be wary of any guy who has a girl in his room that you haven’t met. If you haven’t met her, chances are he is trying to fuck her too. Possibly as you are walking up the stairs